Sunday, 28 February 2010

London Macabre - Steven Savile

London Macabre
Steven Savile
Pub: tbc
Cover illus: Frank Walls

Finally I get to review this. Ok it's a little premature but it is finished and I am so happy to be able to talk about it properly.

As many of you know I have read along with this from the start, so if you want to go back to the beginning with me then it start in August, then an update in October , the cover came out in November , then we talked about it one last time in January.

So now the first Greyfriars novel is finished and now you get to hear more about it.
Greyfriars in Victorian London is home to a group of unusual men, each dealing with his own secrets and issues and together taking responsibility for keeping London safe from other forces.

This story slips across and between genres happily, set in Victorian London, battling the paranormal, with dark elements that edge on horror but pulling back to offer a melodrama with vampires, magic, golems, a werewolf, necromancy, demons and heroics. I have my favourite characters, you will have yours and you will spend the whole book wondering if they are going to make it through and what state they will be in if they do. LM is relentless, brutal, fascinating, awesome, incredible and mind blowing. This is the sort of novel you will stay up all night to finish because you won't sleep until you know how it ends.

That gorgeous illustration is by Frank Walls and I hope they keep it because although it's a little more horror than the book really is it's quite evocative of the mood, and very gorgeous.

I am really hoping this hits the shelves soon and I will let you know as soon as anything is confirmed because it's one hell of a trip and I want you all to share it with me!

Saturday, 27 February 2010

Dark Secrets: Legacy of Lies - Elizabeth Chandler

Dark Secrets Omnibus: Legacy of Lies &Don't Tell
Elizabeth Chandler
Pub: Simon & Schuster UK
Cover illus: Jupiter Images

I have never read Elizabeth Chandler before and this omnibus will be heading off to the youth reviewers for Young & Un:Bound, but the cover image was pretty and I am too ill to focus on intense adult fantasy so a paranormal mystery aimed at teens & young adults was about right.

I only read the first book Legacy of Lies so that's what this review is covering.
Megan's grandmother summons her to visit, her sort of cousin seems to hate her, the house appears to be haunted and there is a mystery which she may be more central to than she realises.

This was a quick read, a reasonably well thought out plot which I was not as well able to predict as i'd thought I would be. The characters are mostly quite engaging and the building friendships and romances do not feel forced or weird. There is one plot point that was a little too much for my preference, but as younger reader it wouldn't have bothered me.

Not quite enough here for adult readers but younger teens will love it and young adult readers will find it quick, light and enjoyable.

Weekly Geeks - Comments

I don't do Weekly Geeks that often, but it's fun, and once in a while there is a nice quick one to join in on.

"Commenting. It can be a fun way to connect to your readers. It can be the a source of frustration as a blogger. A comment can make your day. A comment can cause an argument. Today let's talk commenting."


Well, I do use word verification and I do delete spam. I try to answer every comment individually on my posts and will join in commenting on the other posts on Un:Bound. I love comments, it's great when people feel they want to respond to your posts, not just read them.

I respond on blog, not by email and I have never had to delete a belligerent commenter so far but would be willing to. My blog my rules folks, if you are abusive to other commenters or the team i may well choose to delete you with no apology. I love getting different views though and a bit of a conversation going. The Ravenous Wednesday posts are always great or comments because the gang all come over and hang out.

Twitter has changed things a little, instead of trying to get to know other bloggers slowly in their comment sections, more of us are chatting on twitter and building friendships there. I still try to comment when I can on other blogs, but I average 250-300 posts in my googlereader so only a fraction of those will get comments.

What's your commenting policy and do you leave comments elsewhere?

Friday, 26 February 2010

Blood & Gristle - Michael Louis Calvillo

Ok, those of you who follow me on twitter, or have spoken to me in the last week, know I have been ill. This has resulted in a number of things, massively increased whinyness, total intolerance of well everything really and the inability to focus on a novel, no matter how good. Thankfully Bad Moon Books offered me a solution to this. A book of short stories by Michael Calvillo, with illustrations by Daniele Serra. Aah, bliss, something me reduced attention span can handle.

If I understand correctly then Calvillo will be launching this book at World Horror later in March and it is presently available for pre order. I am reviewing based on a pdf.

I haven't read all the stories yet, but I have been happily dipping in at random when I have been in a fit state. It's seriously dark stuff. Beautifully crafted short stories that you can dive straight into. Snippets and incidents that leave you speculating about the wider story. These stories are dark, sometimes a little gross, creepy, disturbing. Ah bliss.

Seriously, Calvillo succeeds in enchanting an horrifying all at once, children who compete for the best head, the families who face The Box, the lengths people will go to trying to be someone else, memorable short tales that leave the reader wondering how everything works, what the cost really is, what on earth is coming next?

The illustrations are a perfect match, Dani's sparse, creepy ink sketches creating a selection of characters you wouldn't want to identify with, but are non the less intrigued by. Beautiful, haunting, both the art and prose.

Best thing is if you don't want to take my word for it you can check out the first few stories here go check it out then come back and tell me how right i've been. I'm sick, I need to hear it.

Writers Reading - Stephen Deas

Writers Reading is a new feature for 2010 where we get to have a poke around in the book collections of authors. Seriously, who doesn't go straight to the bookshelves when they are in someones home for the first time? This week I want to welcome the fab Stephen Deas, author of the Adamantine Palace featuring a world where dragons are not the noble affectionate beasts we have become accustomed to, but are dangerous and vicious. The Adamantine Palace was recently featured on Scalzi's Big Idea.

These are the bookshelves that
sit behind me in the tiny little corner of a room I laughingly refer to as my study. What makes this particular bookshelf special (to me) is that I designed it specifically for this room, bought the wood, cut it, finished it and assembled the whole think myself and so it does exactly what I want. It has exactly the right amount of space for the CDs, exactly the right space for the DVD collection (of rather it did until I got some more) and all the right sized shelves for all the odd-sized books. These are the shelves that get to house everything that doesn't fit on a standard flat-pack kit. Look closely and you'll see they house one or two other things as well... The book in the middle, Quicksilver, is one of my all-time favourite reads.

Thursday, 25 February 2010

MC- The first book to keep me awake at night... ever

I was going to review another book... But I read this and had to talk about it.
(Sorry for last weeks absence- I was in Italy)

I have recently been pushing my first fantasy authoress on you all for a reason. After about 10 years without any books (I had begun to doubt LJ Smith's immortality) Lisa Jane Smith has had her books republished, made into TV series (see Vampire diaries on ITV in the UK... on some other channel elsewhere... or the internet) and re-bound. Her books are going to reach a whole new age group.

And for those who remember her first books (or slightly older first-time readers) there is this.

The original Vampire Diaries series contained sex. It did, but never specifically mentioned anything of the sort. The violence and horror were there, but softened so that the love story was more prevalent than the scariness of the situation going down in the small town of Fells Church.

THIS is a whole new thing.

Set immediately after the final installment of Vampire Diaries, which found Elena Gilbert reborn from the other side and gifted back to her friends and lover as a human, The Vampire Diaries, The Return is a new series continuing the story.

I admit, I put off reading it after I bought it thinking it might be better to let a good thing stay good, but I should have known better. LJ Smith never flounders with a storyline pointlessly, everything thats written is important, which is why all of her previous books are so short. This new novel racks up an impressive 586 pages, written in the same style.

It's definitely not of any lower quality than her 90s books, and I'd just like to say...

Elena is back with a bang.

The obvious problem with the continuation would be the date of release. Should Smith keep it set in the early 90s before mobile phones and internet? or does she manage to pull it forwards? Somehow, she manages to gloss over the time difference, and everything is natural. Meredith is on the internet, Stefan laughs at Bonnie's inability to think of a way to talk long distance when he says "I do have a cell phone now." (A little joke on LJ Smith's part? probably)

Anyway, I'm rattling on without telling you the real reason I'm reviewing this NOW.

No book, ever, has scared me like this one.

Fells Church is in trouble again as a new demonic terror has shown an interest in the young women, making girls as young as 11 hell bent on seducing every man in sight (there's some incestual hints here... as a warning) Stefan's is-he-evil brother Damon has allowed his jealousy over Elena to leave him open to the games of Japanese kitsune (fox spirit) twins. As Elena recovers from her ordeal, away from her friends, the situation gets steadily worse.

Prom queen Caroline (Elena's friend/rival) has been meddling with the new world of the paranormal, and has been possessed, passing on the demonic disease across town.

One particularly scary scene involved Caroline's limbs twisting impossibly as she attacks Bonnie and Meredith in a darkened house. The character's reactions are so realistic and un-super-heroey that I was firmly sat in the absolute centre of my bed so that Caroline couldn't grab my ankles. (I get involved in storylines...)

Another interesting thing was the relationships and how they develop over the book. More focus is allowed on Bonnie's love life as the only virgin of the group, and the way that Damon seems to be getting possessive of "his little witch" whereas boy-next-door Matt begins to protect her and try to move on from Elena.

It would be difficult to read this without reading the Vampire Diaries first, and that is a draw back, but I don't think it is simply a continuation of an old series. Smith is writing for a more mature audience, if not just in age (as sex and violence is less taboo than when she wrote the other books) she is incorporating a lot of Japanese culture as well (courtesy of the kitsune twins) revealing that Stefan and Damon are both much more well travelled than Italy-America.

The themes are older, the book is thicker, and in all I think it seems to have grown up in a way. Various quotes reveal that yes, Elena had slept with a lot of guys before she met Stefan, and yes, Meredith's relationship with the young teacher is slightly more than holding hands and talking, but it's not suddenly thrown at you, the change is noticeable, but not uncomfortable.

All I can say is- definitely read this on your own in the dark. My heart has never beat so fast in my life!

But maybe don't read it if you've got a lecture the next day. All my housemates are aware that I got NO sleep even after finishing the book.

And the next night I was attacked by possessed teenagers but que sera sera.

MC out!

Anticipation!

The lovely people at Bad Moon Books sent me details of a new collection that they have coming out soon. I am very excited here is the blurb

"BLOOD & GRISTLE is a collection of twenty screwed up stories paired with twenty exquisite illustrations. It’s about detachable children, and self worth, and hungry, hungry, garbage disposals. It’s about boxes that shape destiny and Magic Eightballs that don’t. It’s about drugs and devils and everlasting, gnashing teeth. It’s about a crack addicted cardiologist looking for love and a nasty basilisk with a taste for kindergarteners. It’s about life and death, sorrow and fear, madness, faith, and all of the squishy, complicated stuff in between. So brace yourself, unplug the goopy gray of your brain, and get ready…things are about to get very, very messy."

Ok, well that sounds great to me on it's own. It's written by Michael Louis Calvillo and as icing on the cake (and I would buy it just for this, even if I didn't think the stories sounded good) those illustrations are by Daniele Serra who I have spoken about here before.

You can read a couple of the short stories here.

Finally, for the curious, one of those stories has been turned into a 10minute film which you can check out below.


Chekhov's Children ©2009 from Robert W. Filion on Vimeo.


Michael will be at World Horror late March and will be bringing some copies of the book.

Wednesday, 24 February 2010

Ravenous Wednesday: Open Forum


Which is a way of saying your lovely hostess (me!) will most likely be gone today. I will be in Hawaii, along with fellow RR writer Kilt Kilpatrick. I am going to try and stop in, but have no idea what computer and 'net access will be. So I leave the snack/drink bar open to all of you to come in and graze as you please! Isabel, I know you know where the G&T fixings are and likewise Margery for your beloved vodka martinis!

The topic of today's post (since I haven't received another post from any of my lovely RR authors ... ahem! Posts! I needs posts!) is, in honor of my trip, exotic settings for books and stories. As in: do you prefer your fiction set in a familiar place where you can describe finding places/streets/restaurants with the certainty any local reader will know you know your stuff? Do you like to pick a place you've traveled and count on your first hand knowledge, plus some handy research to keep you 'honest' when it comes to descriptions? Or do you like to go for broke and either pick a country/city/??? you've only read about or even make up a world out of whole cloth?

Readers, how about you? Do you prefer the comfort of reading about your neck of the woods or would you rather be transported to far off climes?

Chime in, everyone!

Tuesday, 23 February 2010

Stephen King - Under the Dome

Hello Tuesday!

Special thanks to Hagelrat for letting me move from Mondays to Tuesdays for the weekly (some would say sporadic, occasional, dare I say even rarely at this point) dose of Geek Monkey Reviews. Although right now in New York it's just after 7:00 PM so I can take some comfort that I'm making my Monday deadline this week.

Although, to be honest, I'm making it with an author that I know from past experience isn't too popular around these parts. In fact, one of the things I wondered about after reading Stephen King's latest 1,000 page novel Under the Dome is how he became so popular, especially in a global sense? Each one of his works is so deeply rooted in a kitschy Americanism that is particular to King's own experiences being raised in New England it can be disconnecting to American audiences.

Let me point out, before continuing, that I am apologetically a fan of Stephen King. Even so, Under the Dome more clearly shows King's age and small town peculiarities as a fault rather than a gift to the storytelling. Outdated slang, references to culture and technology that are recent but not so recent to be current all go towards making Under the Dome something that reads like lightning, but leaves no taste afterward.

Started in the 70s but left off for bigger and better novels, Under the Dome is the story of a mysterious invisible barrier that completely isolates the town of Chester's Mill from the rest of the world. Nothing gets in, nothing gets out - and that includes air, which is getter harder to come by as the days go on. It's a chance for King to put people under a microscope and observe how a town tears itself apart. Chester's Mill is filled with your typical King characters - there's the blow-hard Town Councilman, the corrupt and lazy police, the psychotic dude, the devout and insane church leader - they're people we've come to know in dozens of other King books, but here they feel just as tired and listless as the air trapped in the Dome.

The truth behind what's happening to the town is an enormous joke - you probably won;t see it coming, but that's because you don't think King would ever do something so silly. He does, and while Under the Dome was a fun enough read, it doesn't have any staying power, and feels like a big disappointment after some of King's later, more mature work.

Monday, 22 February 2010

Coming up!

Hi folks, well I thought i'd let you know what's going on in the background at the moment.
Geek Monkey is moving his spot to be a regular Tuesday thing (GMT) to fit better around his present schedule. MangaCat, StrayTaoist and Harbinger will continue to post as and when.

The next two Writer's Reading posts are scheduled for the next two fridays, we have Stephen Deas, author of Adamantine Palace where dragons are proper fire breathing vicious beats. After Stephen we have KA Laity who some of you already know as C.M.Kempe from our Ravenous Wednesday's but who has a whole other fascinating literary life. Trust me you won't want to miss these.

This wednesday is Ravenous but with Inara living it up in Hawaii (I expect photos love) she has prepped a discussion topic for us all, so come by and join in the chat, don't ask me what it's about, I give the girl free reign so even I don't know.

I am delighted to say that Un:Bound is enjoying the moment because our review of "I am not a serial killer" by Dan Wells was used in the recent press release for "Mr Monster" by Headline books. (you can't see it bu tthe happy dance is in it's third day).

Finally, but importantly I have been talking to the good folks at Writing East Midlands and Un:Bound is now going to be helping out a little behind the scenes at Alt.Fiction.
For those of you not familiar with it Alt Fiction is a regional festival held in the East Midlands (UK) celebrating genre fiction. It's a one day event with tons going on. I don't know how much of it I will get to see as I have volunteered my services on the day too but I am very excited to be even a small part of such a great event in my little part of the world.
There are some fantastic authors attending and I will bring you updates as they go live. Tickets are available now and the event takes place in June.
We may be featuring interviews or "Writers Reading" features with attending authors so look out for the alt fiction logo at the bottom of our posts.

Sunday, 21 February 2010

Mr Monster - Dan Wells

Mr Monster is the second in Dan's Serial Killer series, starting with the brilliant "I am not a serial killer" which we reviewed recently. Needless to say I was extremely happy when a copy of this dropped through my door courtesy of Headline.

So the story picks up shortly after the events of the first book and once again bodies are beginning to appear. John is struggling to keep himself and Mr Monster separate and has taken to breaking just one of his rules, burning things when the need gets too much for him.

Mr Monster is darker than the first book, less of Wells humour sprinkled through, the change in writing following the progression in John's difficulties controlling his dark side. The story is more sinister and where the first sets out early we are are dealing with a demon this one offers no such clarity, making it harder to maintain John in the good guy role. Dan treads a fine line here, John is less sympathetic, more sinister and there is no real knowing which way he is going to go. There is more than one killer in Clayton now.

There is some real unpleasantness, but it's a necessary move, you can't maintain a series like this without moving into this sort of territory. There is a real touch of horror that takes me back to when Christopher Pike was the king of teen horror and the books passed around to among friends to ensure we all had sleepless nights. Finally we may have something new hitting those same notes of horror and fascination.

Once again brilliantly delivered, absolutely gripping under the covers reading.

Saturday, 20 February 2010

Can you Remix a story?

Mark Charan Newton has thrown down the challenge and i'm sorry I am a couple of days late with this. He has posted a short story of his and offered it up for remixing and abuse, he will post the resultant stories.
Check out his post and get involved.

Friday, 19 February 2010

Mortlock - Jon Mayhew

The trailer is cool, the proof cover (clean black with the title in green) is gorgeous, the probable proper cover is very cool, the paper is crisp and white, decent qualiy and the packaging was thrilling. Mayhew's book had built up a presence and anticipation before it ever got opened.

So all this effort in the hype and was it worth it? Almost certainly. This book should do well. There is adventure, creepiness, death, and all the elements of the best traditional fairy tales, except actual fairies. That's ok, it doesn't need fairies.

Mayhew delivers on story and tension brilliantly, the only slight shame is that some parts of the book didn't get as long as I would have liked, Lorenzo's circus for example, but then it would have to be a seven hundred pager to explore everything in as much depth as i'd have liked. This is a good thing, to be frustrated because there simply wasn't time for everything in full made it a quick read inspite of already being nearly 400 pages.

Now what I loved...I loved Josie and Alfie, they were good entertaining characters, easy to care about. I loved the Aunts in that I hated them in a satisfying boo hiss, leave the light on just a bit longer kind of way. I loved the tiger skin rug but you really will have to read it to know why, oh and I love that there were names like Gimlet and Cardamom.

The presentation is lovely, the grim little snippets from traditional rhymes (who killed cock robin is an old personal fave). It's a good read for adults and probably an even better one for young adults and teens.

Writers Reading - MFW Curran

It's that time again, Writers Reading and our guest this week is Matt Curran author of The Secret War and The Hoard of Mhorrer. I interviewed Matt almost exactly a year ago and it was a lot of fun.

This Writer’s Life in Book(shelves)

My life, it seems, has always been about books. One of my first childhood memories is of a floor-standing bookshelf at my parent’s home. Reaching as far the ceiling and over five feet across, it towered over me, housing hundreds of paperback books, their dazzling covers illustrated by some of the best artists of the 60’s, 70’s and 80’s – and far superior to the more mundane efforts of mainstream publishers these days. The books called out to me. Hell, that bookshelf ‘sang’ to me, drawing me to the pages within.

When I was about ten years old, I stood on tip-toes and pulled the paperback of Frank Herbert’s Dune from the highest shelf I could reach. My love affair with the written word began then. While my peers were reading The Hobbit or Famous Five, I was reading – yet barely understanding – Herbert’s epic about sandworms and messiahs.

I never looked back.

My own bookshelves resemble those from childhood. Call it comfort, or perhaps an inherited desire to be disorganised in the display of literature (though perhaps not all story-telling; I have a very organised DVD collection) but disparate genres sit comfortably side by side as they did on my parents’ bookshelf. If there is any organisation at all to my bookshelves, it’s by author, or in the case of my fellow Macmillan New Writers, by imprint.

Or my own books.

I have books of inspiration; I have my favourites. I have a row of signed Clive Barker’s which I treasure. Weaveworld is perhaps the most treasured possession of all – a first edition signed way back in 1987 when Clive Barker was only just finding his feet and the recognition he so richly deserved. Then there are those books that struck the right note in that whole chorus of the written word; Gates of Fire, The Road, The Kraken Awakes and The Book Thief – may you all take a bow.

There are other books of note that also appear on the shelf occupied by China Mieville and short story anthologies, and these are the books I dip into again. The books that stir my imagination. Sometimes just seeing the spines of books reminds me of their contents, about a certain passage that never leaves me, or characters so colourful and vivid that I miss them.

Books do that. Good books stay with you, and having them on your bookshelf is like keeping a photograph to remind of you of those good times. For that reason, I never give books away.

On a last note for what is turning out to be a protracted explanation to my reading habits, I confess that I don’t find reading easy. Not because I’m a slow reader – no I can read fast enough, thank you. But my enemy is Time: a nearly full-time job, fatherhood and being a husband squeezes reading time to a half an hour a day. I would have more, but I also write, and if I’m honest, I prefer my own imagination to the imagination of others. There’s more freedom in there.

But that’s not to say I don’t like reading. I love it. When I get the opportunity to do so, I will devour or savour a good book, or even persevere with a bad one. That love affair with the written word remains and I’ve had many affairs with many writers over the years. There is nothing more inspiring to a writer, nothing that breeds that creative euphoria and motivates story-telling, than being crowded in by the imaginations of others, drowning in stories; and as the colours and textures drag me down into the wildest places of the imagination you might even catch me grinning carelessly…

Thursday, 18 February 2010

Book Trailer - 51 Fiendish Ways to Leave your Lover

This one comes to you from Bad Moon Books (who we love) and it looks fantastic! Once my finances recover from the forthcoming WHC 2010 I may have to invest, because hell it looks fun!



"51 Fiendish Ways to Leave Your Lover by Bram Stoker Award-winner Lisa Mannetti and illustrated by acclaimed artist, Glenn Chadbourne. A macabre gag book and the perfect anti-valentine "

Don't forget for Clive Barker fans: follow the link in the sidebar to buy Maximillian Bacchus and when you check out put in the code UNB1 for a discount on the price (from $50 to $35 +p&p.

Wednesday, 17 February 2010

Interview - Guy Adams

I recently reviewed The World House by Guy Adams (published by Angry Robot) and thoroughly enjoyed it. I also rather enjoyed tormenting the poor neurotic author on twitter the night before the review went up. I enjoyed it so much in fact that I asked if he'd come and talk to us properly over on Un:Bound. He said yes and here it is.

HR: Hiya, ok i'm going to launch straight in with this. Your previous books have been tie in's, how different was writing The World House from your previous work?

GA: Okay...

Making the leap to original fiction wasn't so hard as that's what most writers are naturally inclined to write. Besides, everything that I'd written 'for fun' up until now had been original work. I'd also had a few short books published in the small press.

Obviously you have a much greater scope when dealing with your own characters and situations. It's like having the manacles removed.

The biggest relief though was being able to attack a big fictional project, I'd spent so much time writing non-fiction over the last couple of years that I'd been climbing up the wall. I'm really much, much better as a fiction writer than non-fiction. Earning a living in a medium that doesn't actually -- in my opinion -- play to my strengths was quite frustrating.

HR: Hmm, talking of playing to your strengths, the House itself is an unusual piece of worldbuilding, how did you come to create a world, inside a house, inside a box?

GA: The book started off in that little phrase quoted by Chester (and paraphrased on the cover). "There is a box. Inside that box is a door and beyond that door..."

At the time I thought it was probably a kid's book, that little line just had the feel of children's fiction about it... maybe it was the memory of Camberwick Green!

I had just written a Torchwood novel that put a spin on haunted house stories and I think an element of that was still clinging to me too.

What swung it for me in the end was the idea of approaching elements of standard fantasy stories -- shifting environments and the ubiquitous quest -- and dumping them all in an enclosed space. That appealed to me hugely, it has a subversive quality that was too good to leave alone.

I've always been a lover of Victorian houses, and the attitudes and affectation that goes with them... opulence draped over something dark and vaguely unsavoury. Deep paint contrasted against white cornices, stained floorboards, thick rugs, the ghosts of smoked cigars and the sweet reek of port. My old flat in the UK was a living shrine to that atmosphere. If it were to be set in a house it had to be that sort of house...

The image that came first -- and guaranteed that the book would be written -- was a man waking in a darkened room only to find that the taxidermy had come to life. I then realised that this sort of thing happened all the time, especially at 'night' when the gas lamps grew dim.

That's all it takes usually, get a strong enough flavour on your tongue and you're away.

From there on in it was easy really, just having fun with what you could put in some of the rooms, mountain ranges, oceans, jungles... as long as you never let people forget that it's still a house, that's the key I think, otherwise it would lose its charm. Keep showing them the wooden paneling, the ceiling roses and bathroom tiles.

HR: I don't think i'm going to be recommending this to any children. It's difficult to talk about the characters without giving too much away, but was it hard to work with what seemed to me quite a large cast for the setting?

GA: I think some of the book if lifted and offered out of context -- I'm thinking about the scenes in the bathroom on the good ship Intrepid -- actually reads like a kid's book. But then I go and spoil it elsewhere with all the cannibalism and paintings rutting in their canvases.

I didn't find the cast tricky really. Because the setting is only small when thought of in our terms of a 'house'. As you know the book goes on to explain that we have only been following this handful of characters because they are the ones that will wind up important in the narrative (which is always the case in a novel of course, you don't follow the minor characters around it's not their story... I just make a plot point of it here rather than taking it as read). There are lots of people trapped in this impossible building... most of whom don't last past the first day.

They were all suitably different too, speaking in broad strokes you have: the gentleman explorer, the society girl, the middle aged white collar guy, the girl with special needs, the alcoholic piano player/beat poet... There's a lot of variety there and they're defined not only by their personalities but also the eras in which they come from. I break them down into three distinct groups, ensuring they have a dynamic together and can riff well off each other (I need that from my characters, I need their dialogue to bounce around) then you have these manageable threads to follow, weaving your way towards a climax.

I feel I should confess -- though you didn't ask -- that I never plan. I think perhaps I should, it would make life easier. But for me half the pleasure is working myself into a corner and seeing what I can creatively come up with in order to work my way back out again. I remember Hustle creator Tony Jordan saying that when he wrote his scripts for the series he didn't work backwards as most would. He didn't come up with a method for perpetrating a con and then tell a story about it, he told a story, painted himself in a corner with the team of hustlers pulling off some miraculous stunt and then tried to figure out how the hell they could have done it. I relate to that terribly. Most of the big set pieces in the book are where I've thrown everything into chaos and then... screaming in panic... tried to figure out how the hell I can make things work out okay.

It's not a sane way to work...

HR: They are a mixed bunch and very entertaining, I found myself getting particularly fond of the special needs girl Sophie and her unique way of dealing with this impossible situation. Well, since we don't want to risk spoilers let's talk about you for a bit. What do you look for in the books you read and what books or authors do you keep coming back to? (feel free to ramble)

GA: Sophie's my favourite character too (though you would imagine it would be Miles as he's a very thinly veiled cipher of myself). Her sections were such fun to write. Her thought patterns hugely addictive.

What do I look for in the books I read? Hmm... a real mixture really. It's that elusive spark you get from writers that resonate. My reading's pretty diverse. I love the wit and ingenuity of Jasper Fforde -- a man that throws the most stunning ideas away in a single paragraph, he has so many of them he can afford to be casual about it. Douglas Adams is a genius in that regard too, and a huge hero of mine.

I love earthy, rolling prose. Stuff like Joe R. Lansdale or Ed Gorman (Ed's probably the best short story writer in the business, the man's a bloody genius and not enough people read him). It's prose that you could fry and eat then wash down with some ice-cold beer.

Then there's the writers you go to be thrilled by the scopes of their imagination, for the pleasure of the big canvas or the great idea, people like Michael Marshall Smith, Garry Kilworth (another hugely underrated writer) or Clive Barker... hmm... this is the ideal time to lapse into an embarrassing anecdote, we'll get back to cool books in a minute...

Clive Barker was a huge hero when I was in my late teens, his books just blew me away, the breadth of them, the sexiness of them... imaginative literature to get a real hard-on for. I met him a couple of times at books signings, always so starry-eyed at how lovely he was, how gracious and enthusiastic. I even gave him some stories to read once -- terrible terrible shite written and offered by a naive fool -- of course I got the predictable letter a few months later saying he was returning them unread for 'legal reasons'. I cherished that letter... how simpering of me.

Then, a couple of years ago he was a guest at FantasyCon, the annual convention of the British Fantasy Society. I was strolling around all 'too cool for school' but underneath I kept thinking: must try and say 'hi', just acknowledge him... maybe joke about the time I'd sent him some work. Our paths never crossed.

Then I got food poisoning. Really nasty, debilitating stuff... I'd been out of the hotel when all of a sudden it hit me, and it felt like being hit, a punch to the guts that warned of very bad things to come. My head was swimming, cold sweats... I dashed back to the hotel, got in the lift and... there he is. On his own. In the lift. He smiles at me, all lovely and friendly, I give him the sort of grin that only a man that's about to vacate his lungs anally can manage. I imagine it was quite disturbing to see. I couldn't speak. My teeth were gritted, knowing that it was going to take every ounce of concentration and clenching not to throw up or shit myself right there... I was convinced I was going to... stomach bubbling like a boiled kettle. I don't know how I managed to hold it together. The journey felt endless... me convinced I was going to explode in waste matter, him thinking 'there's always one fucking fruitcake at these conventions... hope he doesn't try and bite me before I can get out and lock myself in my room.'

He was right at the top floor, I was one below, barging past him, running to my room and then settling in the bathroom to weep for an hour. I then fell into bed and missed about 24 hours all told, fevers and delirium, really nasty... I didn't feel right for about six months after.

What a lovely story... still at least I'll be able to break the ice if we bump into one another again. 'Hi Clive, you may not remember me but I'm the guy that nearly shit all over in a hotel lift." How we'll laugh...

Okay... back to cool books. Quickly, while I have some pride left.

There are those writers that just write the most beautiful prose. Christopher Fowler's one, really graceful, pitch perfect stuff. He was kind enough to read The World House in its first draft and I was quaking throughout... knowing how he must be wincing at my sloppy phrasing. He didn't, lovely, lovely man...

Then there's Ramsey Campbell, a man that writes in a language of his very own. Or Conrad Williams... his book London Revenant made me sick. It was too good, the writing too brilliant. It's an effort not to punch him in the throat whenever we meet.

Then there's perhaps the most important group of all: the great storytellers. There's King of course, but also people like Mark Morris, Stephen Gallagher, Tim Lebbon, John Connolly, Sarah Pinborough... They all share an ability to bury big ideas, disturbing or awe-inspiring, usually both beneath wonderfully simple prose. And I mean 'simple' in an extremely complimentary sense... it's writing that doesn't try and impress with bells and whistles, just punches the story into you in a manner that creeps up on you wonderfully. Like a little old lady hoisting up her tartan skirt to reveal a suspenders and a strap-on. They can use that on their next cover quote... I hereby give permission.

We come to books for different things, depending on our mood. Be it humour or poetry of language, bravura scope or just exemplary story telling. I'm a man of moods... I flit between genres and styles all the time.

HR:I am convinced that it is not possible to be cool around Clive Barker (He is a benevolent god of awesome) but that takes it to extremes *snigger*. I could happily back and forth for hours but no doubt everyone else would have us move on. Since you mentioned it in what ways are you and Miles alike?

GA: Miles and I share a personality. We both hide behind humour, smoke too much and are no strangers to depression.

I don't have a gambling problem though, thankfully. His flat in Stratford-upon-Avon is the same one I used to live in. I didn't use to own an antiques shop but I did work in one. So on so forth...

Other than the gambling he's basically me.

HR: So how did you end up moving to Spain?

GA: My partner and I both needed to move at the same time so we agreed to move in together, the only question became where. I had just gone full time at the writing and she works as a massage therapist so the idea of going somewhere where it might be a bit cheaper to live appealed!

It was a very spontaneous decision, we just did it really... I imagine that if we'd thought about it particularly we would both have got cold feet and backed out.

It's a lovely place to live of course, mountains behind me the sea in front... The irony has been that there's no other work out here so it's meant I have to keep getting the writing contracts in as I have nothing else to fall back on. If I had been in England I would have been sorely tempted to get some part-time work (anything, I'm clearly not proud) as nobody relishes the starving author lifestyle... without that though I have been forced to really push hard at anything that comes my way... maybe that's been a good thing.

Let you know when I'm not starving any more!

HR: But surely a starving artist should be stuck in a cold tower not hanging out on the beach? So what have you got lined up next to keep you from starving?

GA: If I hang out on the beach I might catch a fish, there's only spiders to eat in a cold tower.

I'm writing a biography of comic actor Leonard Rossiter which comes out in the Autumn. I'm also writing a little book based on the 'bar bets' seen in The Real Hustle -- you know the sort of thing, "You can only move the pint glass using two spent matches and your arse..."

At the moment I'm finishing off the sequel to The World House. A very different book. Obviously it's a continuation of the first but the gear change between the two is very pronounced. The characters are the same but the structure, the story, the atmosphere of the book... all very different. People will see why it has to be a separate book.

It's driving me mad right now, of course, I'm at that point where it's like nailing soup to a table... trying to get it all to mesh together the way I want it. It'll get there though, it always does...

HR: So you'll be demonstrating the pint glass thing on you tube soon right? And how long are we expecting to wait for book two?

They've actually asked me to fly over and do some of the tricks and cons at a book launch which will be fun... I've always been into magic -- which this is a bastard cousin of in many ways -- just never had the patience to get really good at it.

Book two comes out in August so not too long... I am more than usually excited to see what people will think of it. Of course by then I'll be up to my eyes in something else.

I have plans for two children's books, both of which are pretty much written, just need beating into shape a little before letting the agent loose on them. I also have a thriller that I want to get back to... it's all about finding the time to pursue those things you really want to balanced against the things people are already paying you for!

HR: August, ok I can wait till August, probably. What's your favourite Con then? and tell us more about the kids books?

GA: I don't do many conventions though I always make time for FantasyCon -- even more so this year as I'm running it! It's just the perfect balance between entertainment and socialising. Writers are solitary creatures, you see and we need letting out once or twice a year to gather in the name of beer and curry. FantasyCon has been my excuse to do that for the last few years and the atmosphere is always brilliant.

The kid's books are very different. The first to go out will be a book called -- probably -- Ondassa. It's set here in Spain and is about a sunken town that is still peopled with the townsfolk that lived there before the waves consumed it. Of course they're a little different now, semi-aquatic, brutal creatures that steal children to work as a labour force. It's good fun, lots of monsters and action.

The other is actually a series that I prepared for a publisher that ended up going nowhere as their plans to push into the YA market collapsed. It's al set in a post-apocalyptic London, a city where reality has taken a nose dive. We follow a handful of kids as they make their way into the city, getting caught up in a lot of nastiness on the way. It's very routed in the iconic nature of the city so the famed landmarks have become subverted and turned into places of horror. The West End is a gangland of human/cat hybrids and roller-booted thugs, fat worms chase through the underground tunnels where they are milked by Roman deities, monstrous plants grow in the hot house at Kew, time is ever-fluctuating at Greenwich.... That sort of thing. It was originally planned as a long series of short books, I now need to repackage it as a short series of longer books! Basically I was working to a brief that's now not an issue and it would work better if reshuffled a bit. Very very excited by it though, it works well and I just hope it sells as I can't wait to get my teeth stuck into it.

HR: I loved fantasycon last year, look forward to seeing you there this year. The kids books sound fascinating and creepy, which I guess shouldn't surprise us. Ok, through you work with Hustle what is your favourite hustle?

GA: I didn't know you were there last year! Hope you didn't see me make an arse of myself interviewing Jasper Fforde, or during the awards, or hosting the version of I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue we did or... well, there were a few opportunities to be honest...

I don't really have a favourite Hustle episode. I just love con stories in general, they're great puzzles, even more so than murder mysteries really.

It's always made me sad that I've never managed to get a Hustle book off the ground. I wrote an annual for the show last year but the publisher found they'd bitten off a bit more than they could chew I think -- I did a Spooks one too -- and they've been put back to come out this year. It was all new ground for them, annuals designed to appeal to adults as well as kids... the image clearances alone were a nightmare. I had to write both of them in a fortnight... 90,000 words all told... never been so tired!

I pitched a series of fiction books once -- with Mark Morris and Sarah Pinborough onboard as two of the writers! -- but we couldn't find a publisher. Great shame... the books were designed to be stored in a box set that looked like a wad of cash... great stuff.

One day of course I'd like to write an episode... If I had the time I'd camp outside Tony Jordan's house until he either caved in or called the police.

HR: Ok when we interviewed Dave Devereux, he demonstrated his other super power by sharing a recipe. Do you have any secret talents you could share in public?

GA: The man fights demons AND cooks? Hateful bastard...

Super powers? ... erm... I can't pick a recipe now, Devereux's queered my patch for that... Nothing I can share over an internet connection! I used to tour comedy sketches which might count. I made people laugh in Swanage and that's bloody amazing. I eat a whole packet of Fisherman's Friends in a single mouthful once... that was quiet awe-inspiring... I can fire breathe! How brilliant is that? I'll cook Devereux's namby pamby meal using my mouth!!

Sod all use via email though...

HR: Ok I think making people in Swanage laugh and fire breathing are pretty cool super powers. Just to wrap it up then, if you could be any fictional character who would you choose to be?

GA: Any fictional character... hmm... I actually find questions like that really really difficult. I'm pretty comfortable in my own skin, you see -- as ridiculous as it clearly is. But... if I have to choose...

(and this question's taken me the longest to answer of all of them, how silly is that?)

When I was an actor there were three parts I really wanted to play: Ebeneezer Scrooge, Sherlock Holmes and The Doctor... I managed the first two (which was a surprise as I was far too young and fat for either) and we can safely say I'll never manage the last so I guess I'll go for it here. Who wouldn't want that lifestyle? The universe open to you, any time and place at your fingertips and all the time in the world.

HR: honestly? I think i'd prefer to be The Doctor's assistant. Lest angst and responsibility. Thanks for joining us on Un:Bound and best of luck with The World House.

Leicester library


Well it's been manic recently, so forgive my posting infrequently, but I've had car accidents and impromptu travelling to mess me about :P

Well this is really just a wee outcry against the injustice of the library in Leicester. (I've never been before... not sure why)

I've always romanticised libraries- ever since Giles' amazing collection in Buffy... well I expected the main library in leicester to consist of shelves and shelves of books of every possible genre and author... I wanted seats where you could chill with a random book off the shelves, and yes, maybe the odd sword (well not really... that might scare me off)

I was, of course, disappointed. There were a few simple shelves with a few books to keep each genre from starvation and one or two worn seats that I could imagine were salvaged from my high school when it was refurnished.

and the MANGA COLLECTION....

ugh.

kudos (i guess) for actually having one, but REALLY! at least stock the first bopok of each series, not two copies of the 19th! (Btw in the pic it's only one column of books... the other is in there by accident...)

I can't think about it without wincing at the idiocy!

Well here's a picture anyway. To show you :/

MC out

Tuesday, 16 February 2010

Cover me confused!


umm folks, are you seeing what i'm seeing?
It's a gorgeous image and all but both these books are about werewolves.
Prey is the second in a series I believe, following on from Maneater, and is on the shelf in my local Waterstones.
I am not sure when the new version of Lonely werewolf girl comes out but it's a great book and I thought the cover was cool. I still prefer the original cover though. More in keeping with the character.
I have to say I am disappointed to see the same image used for two werewolf books (very different I know, but still) knowing that they are likely to spend time on the shelves together.


So here are the previous covers
Maneater and the original
Lonely Werewolf cover.


What do you think folks?

The War Horse - Michael Morpurgo

I read this one for book group here in the village, it's a kids book told from the point of view of the horse. *sigh* Well, I am not a huge fan of animal point of view stories as a rule, there are some I love, Black Beauty is iconic and wildly sentimental but still holds some power, Felidae is is silly but entertaining but the War Horse. Oh dear. Pretty early I on I had a thought along the lines of...if such and such happens I am not going to be surprised but I am going to be appalled. Needless to say that's exactly what happened.
It failed to get me choked up at the sentimental parts and the horse went on and on about how he'd find out soon enough how rare kind owners were yet all but one were much better owners than most and the only one that was bad, when he was a gun horse, wasthrough neglect rather than cruelty and the horses were no worse off than the men frankly.
Honestly? Not for me and there are definitely better kids books.
The rest of the book group liked it better though and are going to see the stage show, so maybe i'm just a miserable old witch.
The stage show is meant to be incredible.

Monday, 15 February 2010

Uglies - Scott Westerfeld

Tally's best friend becomes pretty several months before she is due to and she feels lost without him. After sneaking into New Pretty Town to see him she bumps into fellow ugly Shay. Turns out they have the same birthday and while Tally is looking forward to having a friend to turn pretty with, Shay is planning to run away.
The idea of a utopia created by erasing individuality is nothing new, but Westerfeld has managed a new and spectacularly shallow twist on it, which brings something fresh to play. Equally most of the plot is fairly predictable, but it's well executed and the characters are easy to care for. Scott's delivery is what makes this novel stand out. Clearly there is a point being made here but he avoids preaching to us and provides a good fun adventure which isn't overwhelmed by angst and misery (yay). The romance is relatively simple and hooray for a heroine who doesn't have three billion people in love with her by the end of chapter one, is actually perfectly capable and learns quickly to avoid the "too stupid to live" mistakes that so often plague a YA heroine.
Not sure I can offer the unreserved raving about the brilliance of this book that other have, but I very much enjoyed it and it's a solid delivery.

Saturday, 13 February 2010

Plum Spooky - Janet Evanovich

I have heard so many good things about these books over the years and often picked one up to read the back, but never made the step to buying. Anyway Headline were kind enough to let me have a copy of "Plum Spooky" one of the between the numbers novels.

First of all, and yeah I am so shallow, I am totally in love with the cover, it's blue & purple and shiny and the text is raised. Gorgeous. Just a pretty thing to own.

I didn't really know what to expect and I knew I was coming in late in the series so was concerned I wouldn't be able to follow who is who and what's going on. I needn't have worried. Evanovich did a great job of feeding in just enough information on everyone to keep you up to speed. As for what to expect, well I would never have imagined this. The word "screwball" turns up in the blurb and it's bang on. Plum is utterly adorable and almost completely useless. She gets points for effort though. The tone is in many ways reminiscent of the old black and white screwball comedy movies withe plenty of craziness. The plot is entertaining and a bit silly but no less entertaining and effective for that, the characters are, maybe not the deepest ever but very like able and easy to care about or loathe.

Of course you know what this means right? I am going to have to go back and start a series where just the number books are already up to fifteen. *sigh* It's a hard life.

And I call myself a blogger.

Clearly my cold has messed with my brain and it has been kindly pointed out that the link for the awesome Clive Barker offer from Bad Moon Books in the sidebar wasn't working.
So here it is again and I have fixed it in the sidebar too.
Click the link, add the book to your cart and when you are paying it will give you the option to enter a discount code which is UNB1. It is about a 30% discount on a signed ltd edition hardcover and you know, it's Valentines day tomorrow.
I reviewed the book recently and absolutely loved it!
So sorry again for my utter flakiness.

Friday, 12 February 2010

The Amanda Feral contest results

Hi folks, apologies for a bit of a Fk up with getting the results out. Mrk and I both assumed the other psychically new that they were sorting out the winners. Anyway I finally did, with extra bonus points for those who put the links up and I am delighted to announce that
Amanda Leigh and Elie are our winners. I will email you both for your addresses and forward the details to Mark.
Well done folks.

Thursday, 11 February 2010

Writers Reading - Cat Connor

Hagelrat:
Writers reading is a regular (though how regular has yet to be determined) feature wher ewe get to have a look round an authors bookshelves and they talk a little about the collection, or specific books. Today's guest is Cat Connor author of the Ellie Conway books Killerbyte and Terrorbyte both of which we have reviewed here on Un:Bound. Cat has also been a guest interviewer here, grilling her character Ellie and I am delighted to welcome her back..

Cat:
Howdy folks - remember me? Oh come on - you do so! It's me, Cat!
There ya go -the penny dropped. Excellent!
The very lovely Hagelrat has invited me along to show you my bookcases! I gotta say, I'm loving this whole writers reading thing Un:bound has going on.
I'm tossing some pics in here of the accessible books. I still have boxes of books in the wardrobes since we re-decorated two and a half years ago and I can't find anywhere to put them all! One in particular contains almost my entire Janet Evanovich collection and worryingly I can't find that box. Have also managed to loan untold books to Bex (scariest-of-all-daughters) and find they don't come back very quickly!
I'm currently reading 206 Bones by Kathy Reichs, so that's on my bedside table. (sorry no pic, I'm just not feeling like trudging upstairs right now!) Most often it's Jeffrey Deaver that I read at night or something from Janet Evanovich's Plum series. Although the other week I re-read David Devereux's Memoirs of an Exorcist - perhaps not the best choice for bedtime reading.
If you take a gander at the bigger of the bookcases -you can probably see there are a lot of reference books. When sitting at our dining room table these are in eyesight. Guests have commented on my choices of reading material - I'm wondering if being faced with books on poison, how to kill, weapons, murder, missing persons, terrorism and body trauma are in some way disconcerting for dinner guests? Maybe the books on magick, psychic phenomena, secret societies and witchcraft don't offset their general feeling of unease? If that's true then it's probably a good thing my tarot collection is in a wooden box on top of the small book cases and not on display.

Having thought about that for a few minutes - I'm wondering what Squealers psychologist thought... I already know what the NZ Intelligence Service think.

I am at a loss to haul out five books and talk about them. It's just not that easy. If pushed (really hard) I'd say some of my favorite books are 'The worst-case scenario handbooks', (I have five of them) they're so much fun and so very practical. I feel fully confident in foiling a UFO abduction, and landing a plane. I'm also rather partial to 'The action heroine's handbook' which taught me how to fend off the undead and how to land a failing helicopter - because you just never know! Quite frankly, the skill set taught by 'The action hero's handbook' can't be overlooked either. I can tell you that knowing how to perform th
e Vulcan nerve pinch is damned handy. It's right up there with escaping from a sinking cruise ship... again..you just never know.

As a writer - I read for both entertainment and information. I'm lucky that I can still enjoy books and not get caught on the mechanics of a scene.A good book is one I can't put down or if I have to put it down, it bugs me until I can pick it up again.
I'll read almost anything unless it has vampires (sparkly or otherwise) I don't like vampire stories, never have and I suspect I never will, anything else is fine.
And a little known reader fact: when I was a teenager I loved Westerns, The Thundering Herd by Zane Grey was my favorite.

Enjoy seeing what you can find in my bookcases.

Thanks for having me and my bookcases over to play, Hagelrat!

The World House - Guy Adams

"There is a box. Inside that box is a door and beyond that door is a whole world."
with thanks to Angry Robot.

The book moves around between various people being snatched from the world by a strange box with chinese symbols etched onto and the same various people, aswell as others, within the house. This is no ordinary house of course, with bathrooms that contain oceans and stuffed animals that come alive in the dark. The house is full of terrors and seems fairly determined to kill everyone within it and there is the prisoner. He looks like a man and he dwells in a simple room in the house, listening.

I was drawn in almost instantly, following from character to character wondering why them, what role they all had to play. Mostly wondering what the hell was going on. Near the end when the lightbulb moment happened it caught me completely off guard and Adams wasn't finished with me yet. By the end of the book I was pretty much stunned and had to spend a few minutes just quietly processing.

At the same time grim and enchanting Adams manages to make most of his characters memorable and individual in spite of a fairly large cast for such a controlled environment.
There is a blend of genres in this novel but the main thread, the thing that will pull you through the fantastic creatures and the slightly twilight zone premise is a psychological thriller. What we all want to know reading this is why? What is the point, what purpose does the house fulfill and why these people in particular? I am really looking forward to the next one.

As a quick note Angry Robot are running a very short story contest for The World House closing on Feb 14th so there are still a couple of days left if you are interested.

Wednesday, 10 February 2010

Ravenous Wednesday with Lana Griffin!

As you know if you read last Wednesday's post, RR Wednesday was supposed to BE last week... but yours truly got a little preoccupied with other things and forgot to get the post up. Well, I'm actually glad I did because in the meantime, the lovely and unpredictable Lana wrote another post for Un:Bound. And while I liked the original one, this is SO much more suited to Lana's character! Lana is, shall we say, a bit of a wild woman. Anyone who stopped by our last RR Wednesday with C. Margery Kempe as our author for the day, will know this if they read the comments.

Lana is a wonderful new addition to the Ravenous author crowd, if rather unpredictable. Heh. Let's just say in addition to the usual snacks and beverages, I've also taken the precaution of adding lots of soft, squashy pillows to the furniture, lining the floors with thick fur (faux, of course) rugs, and put hangings up on the walls just in case Lana decides to go bouncing off said walls! I am pouring myself a glass of bubbly (Linden, a lovely sparkler from California) in preparation to welcome Lana Griffin, as she talks to us about (appropriately):

Mayhem and Madness

with Lana Griffin

Hi, everyone. It’s Lana Griffin, back to cause more mayhem here at Un:Bound. As soon as I display the obligatory book cover and links (see below), I’ll dive into today’s topic, appropriately called Mayhem and Madness. But first, links for Dusk!

Amazon:

Ravenous Romance:


Mayhem is the condition of a writer who’s working on multiple projects seven days/week. Madness is the result of this pace after a few years.

You might be asking (or you might not care at all), “How does a writer juggle lots of projects at the same time? Hey, I want a piece of this mayhem!”

A piece of the mayhem might be nice, but the whole enchilada is something you might not want just yet. You have to build up to mayhem and madness.

To enter the zone where chaos rules, open your calendar. Now compare the daily entries to my calendar, which runs something like the following sample every single day of every week of every month in 2010:

  • Sunday, Feb 7: 5K, 1K, 0.5K, torture rack
  • Monday, Feb 8: 4K, 1K, 0.5K, iron maiden
  • Tuesday, Feb 9: 3K, 2K, 0.5K, sleep deprivation
  • Wednesday, Feb 10: 2K, 3K, 1K, root canal
  • Thursday, Feb 11: 5K, 1K, 1K, electroshock
  • Friday, Feb 12: 2K, 3K, 1K, branding
  • Saturday, Feb 13: 3K, 1K, 2K, chocolate hearts

For complete mayhem, add cooking, cleaning, laundry, and family responsibilities to the mix.

Sleep deprivation is common while juggling multiple projects. I fall asleep everywhere, and at conventions, you’ll see me napping in bath tubs, closets, and boxes of books; on luggage racks, in the spaces between the doughnuts and bagels at the breakfast buffet, and on writing panels.

Also, I must forewarn you that I have no time for anything other than writing -- not even a shampoo or haircut. So if you see me in 2010, you’ll think I want these dreadlocks.

There are glamorous aspects to the job, of course. Obviously, every writer gets plenty of freebies from publishers, such as:

  • Mansion with butler and servants
  • Limo with chauffeur
  • First-class plane tickets to Paris, the Caribbean, and the Riviera
  • Endless supply of martinis and chocolate hearts

If you’ve seen any movie featuring a writer, then you know all of this is true: yes, we all get free yachts with mahogany walls and built-in cherry bookcases, leather sofas, and whiskey decanters. All male writers get free cravats and Oxford English accents. All female writers get free silk dresses and cosmetic surgery.

In reality, the fun part of writing is that I get to play with vampires, ghosts, men and women of all ages, crazy people, villains, angels, satan: whatever I want. I can set these characters anywhere in the world -- or on another world. There are no cravats and no freebies -- unless you count the Fritos and cola at conventions.

Whether I’m Lana or “real name” author, I spend my time creating stories, settings, characters, and plots that excite me. My life is mayhem, but at least, it’s fun mayhem.

Of course, there’s one pesky problem that comes with all this mayhem: madness.

You probably think there’s a way -- there’s gotta be a way -- to get the fun without the madness.

Hahahahahaha! Sorry, but if you write seven days/week for 15-20 years, you will get both mayhem and madness. There’s no way around it.

But don’t worry. You’ll get to wear dreadlocks and eat chocolate hearts on Saturday.

XOXO,

Lana Griffin

New York Times Best-Selling Author

(http://lanagriffin.blogspot.com)

DUSK (Ravenous Romance, 12-30-10) is a sexy vampire tale, in which an ancient voodoo priestess and her vampire lover must overcome their "bad blood" to save the lives of ordinary humans.

Synopsis:

Alexandra Leveau comes from an ancient voodoo priestess clan that's been feuding with sexy vamp Vadim Blerinca's family for centuries. The mysterious "bad blood" between the Leveaus and Blerincas is what keeps Alexandra and Vadim burning for each other, yet it also makes them a very dangerous match: by making love, each could kill the other.

Added to the erotically charged mix is Alexandra's ex-boyfriend, the poetic wraith Skipp, as well as a gargoyle who is devoted to Alexandra and will kill anyone who tampers with her. Add one more wraith to the mix plus an insane vamp sire and the true Venus de Milos. Now mix in elements of murder and mystery: the deaths of elderly citizens for unknown reasons.

A sexy, romantic romp of forbidden love and lust!

http://www.amazon.com/Dusk-ebook/dp/B0032FOITE/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=digital-text&qid=1262367358&sr=1-1

http://www.ravenousromance.com/fantastica/dusk.php?flypage=0

Tuesday, 9 February 2010

Monster Town - Perspective - Logan Savile

Ok, i'm just popping back in on this one because people have interpreted my review of Monster Town as being negative, which would be fine if that was what I meant for them to do. This is a good book. It is not everything I would have had it be but I have ordered my signed limited edition copy at $65 +P&P and have happily paid that, in spite of already having a proof. That is the most I have ever paid for a book but about $35 +P&P. Does that put my comments into perspective a little? At that price I am inclined to be tougher on this book than on others, I was pulling out every little niggle, which regular readers will know I don't always do.

I just wanted to say, in fairness folks, it's really good fun and delivers on entertainment. I am just being grumpy because I wanted them to write a longer novel, I like Enron and want him developed further and I want to spend more time in Monster Town. I want time to really explore the themes they started to move into, defining a monster, revenge, forgiveness, there were so many issues that this novella started to lead down that a novel could have really got into.

Just needed to straighten that up a bit, now go and re read the review with all that in mind, because y'know, what I wanted you all to take away from it was "this needs a novel! or a graphic novel! or both and it's own TV series!". K? Good.